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Carpet fitter puns.
No sense pulling up the entire floor for one pack smokes he said to himself.
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He popped outside out for a smoke only to realise that he had mislaid his cigarettes.
Daughter wants to get new carpet laid in bedroom.
As normal don t expect too much hilarity or originality i left my bike beside a wall the other day and it fell over.
Along one wall are flat pack built wardrobes and chest of drawers in middle.
There was no plaque on the wall.
There are some carpet stories out there too a carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady.
When his work was done no one ever appreciated it.
He stepped out for a smoke only to realize that he had lost his cigarettes.
I went to the house where the inventor of the toothbrush lived.
He retraced his steps and saw in the middle of the room under the carpet what appeared to be a small lump.
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He stepped out for a smoke only to realize that he had lost his cigarettes.
Chest of drawers can be removed for the fitting but she is reluctant understandably to start pulling flat pack furniture around.
Nor are puns the only form of carpet humor not by a long shot.
In the middle the room under the carpet was a bump.
Police think it was the work of rug addicts.
For ten years he had spent his days sitting squatting kneeling or crawling on floors in houses offices shops factories and restaurants.
He proceeded to take his hammer and flatten the hump.
It was two tyred.
When his work was done.
Got home and someone has stolen all the bits of carpets and the mats.
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady.
Eddie was a carpet fitter and he hated it.
This week s puns and one liners are on the theme of carpet jokes so they should cover quite a lot as normal they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality a friend of mine is a carpet fitter.
In the middle the room under the carpet was a bump.
Ten years of his life cutting and fitting carpets for other people to walk on without even seeing them.
Eddie was a carpet fitter and he hated it.
A friend of mine is a carpet fitter.
This week s puns and one liners take the theme of wall jokes.
For ten years he had spent his days sitting squatting kneeling or crawling on floors in houses offices shops factories and restaurants.
